That would be sweet, I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m assuming big pharma would just bribe him, as is tradition.

Trump did something that isn’t terrible? Wow.

Is anyone going to address the rectangular hole cut into the couch?

She’s the most affectionate cat I’ve ever known 🩶

I don’t know how anyone could look him in the eyes and not immediately think he is unfit to run any government organization.

They’re aware that their supporters are too stupid to notice.

Is that an ICE SUV I see in your street or just a random car full of masked people cosplaying?

Those two things are the same.

Holy crap you weren’t kidding. She’s generally gorgeous, too.

Apt description

I don’t see how anyone could survive that but allegedly he’s in critical condition.

Edit: nevermind

HOLY SHIT

Holy shit

Glad I started out with Jellyfin

Wasn’t planning to see a zebra creampie today

How is this not already a movie?

It do be like that sometimes

Poo hole first, then the pee hole.

Oh fuck me that sounds amazing. My local Indian restaurant has jalapeño cheese naan and it’s so damn good.