Yeah, that way lies diabetes. For some of us.

Do this. It worked for me.

I was going to downvote you for not really backing up what you said. But maybe you could explain yourself? You could also provide a link to any sources of your data.

Um… congratulations on being well adjusted? “I’m fine and not interesting” doesn’t really make for ripping entertainment… So I could see why it would be unpopular.

I believe you, that something like this was said, but in this age where the web is at our command, “some evangelical somewhere said that” seems needlessly vague and unconvincing.

It is because all you had was those weird black and orange taffies. No-one can eat those.