I’d be willing to take the worse of two goods at this point.

ur fucked lol

Chill, kiddo. It ain’t that deep.

I think I know why.

It actually doesn’t sound half bad, but for breakfast? I couldn’t.

I actually feel a little worse.

I work outside in northeast Ohio. December is still cold.

I think a more permanent solution would be far more preferable.

The filming helps. The fuck would you do if you were there, Rambo?

Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

“Profoundly negrous” is fucking crazy man.

Give 'em hell, boys.

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Honestly, I have no idea how tennis works.

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I’m confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.