Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

“Profoundly negrous” is fucking crazy man.

Give 'em hell, boys.

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

You will never find a more wretched hive.

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

Honestly, I have no idea how tennis works.

Give me like 30 solid years to practice and I’m confident that I could narrowly snatch one point away from an elderly Serena Williams.

Below knee.

The word “panacea” is so cool.

Who better to answer this question than TheFeatureCreature?

A lovely sentiment, but unfortunately it has no basis in point of fact reality.

Goddamn, I hope it doesn’t get worse that it is right now.

I’m arguably even more unhappy at home.

Cops don’t have a right to just show up and start demanding ID without probable cause that an actual crime has been committed. So… no, not good cop.

There’s more to this story that she isn’t telling you.

Oh, go lick a boot, dweeb.