As an American I don’t know where I learned to spell everything with a u like colour or amoung as a kid but I was so confused when my phone kept correcting me

Drinking alcohol makes me sleep like a baby, but my wife says it makes me snore,so I guess the trick is to steal someone else’s sleep power for yourself

Now a developer gets more hours tuning parameters to get different trees instead of copy pasting the same ones over and over

You do one then the other

I have a setup like that and don’t even play call of duty, I mostly just run my own streaming service for friends and family plus a cloud gaming VM for when I play while I poop

I can’t see the censored thing

I’ve had to chase the neighbor’s cat away several times in the mornings before work because the scrub jays that had a nest in our bushes would be screaming at 5 in the morning because the cat would be out there

I don’t use adobe often, what is a pfp?

Gotta stay hip with the kids

I’m more concerned about the slow children ahead

They probably get annoyed because you didn’t say ‘fine’ and now they have to think about you to see if you’re kidding or not which should hopefully make them think about asking in the future