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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 20 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Everyone wants to be tall, but they forget that Goliath went down after being hit with a pebble.

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      With apologies for the pedantry, the sling stone was more likely "from the size of a billiard ball to a tennis ball.” and capable of “slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge.”

      So yeah, being tall doesn’t stop you from going down from the equivalent of being shot in the head…

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        Exactly. Sling yes, pebble no

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        To a giant, that’s a pebble. 😌

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          most pistol bullets are pebble sized for humans

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            Most pistol bullets are shot from pistols, not slings.

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      So you’re telling me that dwarfs are immune to a thrown brick?

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        lower centre of gravity, less chance of toppling over

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          You want to fall over. The more energy goes into moving you, the less energy goes into destroying you.

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        I mean… more than Goliath.

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        If you try to throw a brick at Bridget Powers, she’ll fucking stab you!

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      I like that

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