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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

"Stimulant maxxing"

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"Stimulant maxxing"

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Forgetting the cocaine. Never forget the 3 lines.

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      What if there’s a bug on line 3?

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        Hmm… move the bug and/or the line. Possibly snort around the bug? Get a new line?

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          Ok the bug is gone, but there are now two new bugs…

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            Oh shit. Same as before try to move it to a new room.

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              Alright, I got rid of the problematic lines and now everything seems faster 👌🏻

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        Snort that too i guess.

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      If you have to do lines to feel it, you’re buying some shitty coke. You only need a couple of bumps if it’s good yayo.

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      • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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        I don’t know how to tell you this, but I have in fact, never done cocaine or anything similar. I just know that you snort it with a dollar bill off a table or a stripper. Obviously.

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          When the UK switched to using plastic for the denominations of money that come as notes (£5, £10, £20, £50), people who use cocaine found that the new, plastic notes had a tendency to cut or scratch their nose. Because the £5 notes were the first ones to be switched to plastic, and they have Winston Churchill on them, apparently this phenomenon was termed “being Winstoned”. E.g. “careful with that, you don’t want to be Winstoned”.

          I have no other point to make, I just think that this is hilarious.

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      The cocaine is there if you read between the lines.

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      thiel looks likes hes on stimulants 24/7

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