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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago
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  • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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    IRL Ragebait

    • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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      Doesn’t have to be, I know plenty of people who use their desktop as their file system.

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        The best part of multiple desktops is increased file storage limits!

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          Lmao I gotta try this with a coworker, they are always complaining they have too many files on their desktop (a problem they create themselves)

      • WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world
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        I got a jew laptop at work recently and the IT guy asked about Desktop icons. I told him I turn them off. He told me about our CFO who apparently keeps every file in Desktop. I can’t imagine.

        • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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          What’s a jew laptop? Does it wear a yarmulka? 😁

          • perishthethought@piefed.social
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            I use arch, oy vey!

            • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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              They’ve got chutzpah

          • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            HP, Hymie Pakardwitz

        • snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I use my desktop basically as a temporary directory. I also have icons turned off so I don’t have to see that clutter lol.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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        I did like putting a bunch of shortcuts to files and directories on my desktop, back when I still used that kind of UI.

        • papalonian@lemmy.world
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          Guys it’s been 2 hours somebody ask him already

          • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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            Nah, my setup is actually a secret.

            • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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              You use an abacus, some switches, and a water computer

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    I had a professor in university who didn’t use the grid layout and even had icons overlapping each other to fit more stuff on the desktop. It was wild

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      “You can’t arrange the icons by penis”

      Source - The Website Is DOWN

    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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      I fucking hate that that is a thing that can be done. I’ve seen it a few times and it drives me crazy

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    So, you just woke up and chose violence?

    On a Sunday morning?

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    he paid for entire screen and he’s gonna use entire screen

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    Plot twist, its a wallpaper

    • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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      And the icon names are the lyrics to a specific song

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      I actually made a wallpaper like this by moving icons and screenshotting until the whole screen was filled. Was funny trying to figure out which shortcuts were the real ones. Now I have enough stuff that I don’t need to fake it. The trick is to have everything important in the taskbar, the rest is just there to fill space.

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    I think my mom’s desktop has overflown onto this poor fellow’s.

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    He had them all arranged by penis until web dude came along

    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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      Right click→Sort by→Penis

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        Legend

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    Every coworker I’ve ever had

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    This reminds me of The Website is Down

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      It was on my watch later list. Thanks for making me watch it. Awesome!

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      Yeah, someone either hasn’t yet learned to arrange by penis, or had their IT guy screw it up recently

    • 🇨🇦 tunetardis@piefed.ca
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      That was epic. Thank you!

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    Um hi.

    This could be a picture of me. It’s classic ADHD desktop, with things dragged ‘for later’.

    Later isn’t today.

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      in my case i just have twenty different folders all for files “for later”, with a datestamp. oldest is probably around 2021?

      actually twenty is very generous, probably more like a hundred, all across different categories, with different and unique and sometimes duplicated files.

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      Ahh the custom software we used in the warehouse I managed had an upper limit on the number of windows it could spawn.

      I found that, it was faster to keep a window open (as a child of the main process) than close the window which forced an update of the parent process current tab.

      So I’d have an absurd number of open windows for whatever I was doing for the day. It got to the point during CV19 where I’d have too many windows open, eventually opening another window would kill them all and prompt me with a dialogue to send an error report to our BDM (lead programmer too).

      He would daily get hit with multiple crashes from me, mostly just saying ‘hello “BDM Name”’.

      I’ve still got friends working at the same company, I don’t believe this has been resolved since.

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      I have a script that auto erases my desktop every reboot.

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    Basically an iPad

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    Desktop #15 … of 52.

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    Eww, windows?

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Dude is crazy organized. Look at that perfect grid.

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    People actually use their desktops?

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      laughs in tilling window manager

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