JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.
In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.
He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.
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So something terrible must happen to both at the same time. Noted.
Then Mike “I-like-my-son-to-know-when-I-cum” Johnson will be in charge.
I don’t think the country is ready for it. Think about it. If he died tomorrow would you have enough alcohol for the celebrations? I think not.
Couches everywhere should shudder in horror.
Expect the Supreme Court to overturn Couches v. Vance.
Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.
Q is kill
no
Deep cut
He’s here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubble gum.
They’re going to need to wrap up the furniture in the oval office like it’s moving day.
He already isnt allowed within 500 feet of Ikea…
He’s going to kill Trump just like how he killed the pope
Maybe Vance isnt all bad
You take that back
No one ever asks if he took care of the couches needs first.
He’s going to pope trump
“terrible tragedy” …yeah
Yeah, that’s a weird way to spell “New National Holiday”.
“If God forbid” *fingers crossed* “a terrible tragedy happens” …
“If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic,” exclaims Vance, “that’s right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”
Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.
* fingers crossed *
Couchfucker is gonna use the 5-point palm exploding heart technique on Chump.
Well it worked on the pope
he’s finally gonna kill him
Translation: JD has selected a window
EDIT: Plot twist: the window is the roof
Air Force one stairs
moar liek air farce one amirite.
“god forbid” more like “hope he hurries up”. And also “why not make it a combo meal”
