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commenters explain how they defend themselves

replies, tell them who THEY are, and if commenters were successful.

good luck!

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    1 month ago

    Extra hard for me, because I lie in bed with Long Covid. But luckily there is an electrical outlet and a multitool right next to me. I strip one of my extension cords and can use it to electrocute them. Thanks to shoddy work the breaker won’t flip.

    The off hand is wielding the multitool. I just have to decide between the pliers for crowd control and the knife for extra lethality.

    • phonics@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 month ago

      THEY are figments of your imagination due to the fever you are running. your mum comes in with chicken soup and sees you fighting imaginary demons. you survive, but your mum tells the story every christmas for the rest of your life.