Above is basically same thing in Slovak
“How can I talk with a human?”
“Hello! You can talk with a human in person, through phone, or various chatting applications. If you want to contact someone through SMS or call, with our service SWIPE you’ll manage it perfectly. If you have any specific question about SWIPE, feel free to ask!”
The last time I had issues with a chat bot, I had said “you are worthless” and that somehow got me to a real person. So, maybe try demeaning the bots into submission.