God going through the list of worthy Christians: … ate pork … has tattoos … cut long hair … not circumcised … ate shell fish … wears two types of fabric clothing … took my name in vain … had sex before marriage … gay … gay … gay … woman who tried to be smart … ate pork … tattoos … charged interest on a loan … charged interest … charged interest … charged interest … actually I can just organize this by type on this spread sheet (holy shit, there’s a lot of them that charged interest) … oh these guys shaved their beard … worked on a sunday (or was that a saturday? or a friday? … ah, whatever, I’ll just cross them out anyway) … divorced, divorced, divorced … I’ll just re-sort the spreadsheet again for that one … oh yeah, I can wipe out a few billion for that one … talked back to his parents … JESUS CHRIST! … no one is making this list!!!