I would not like it, Sam Alt Man

I would not like an LLM

I would not like it on my phone

I would not like it in my home

I don’t want it on my computers

Definitely not on routers

I don’t want it upon my roads

I don’t want it reading my code

(and if you do, you are a chode)

In PowerPoint, Word, or Excel

I don’t want any sloppy smells

I hate when people say it “thinks”

The smarmy cocky gits all stink

“I asked AI, here’s what it said”

They say on forum posts I’ve read

I would not like to talk to it

It’s even made search engines shit

Don’t bring back coal, or oil, or gas

Those LLMs can eat my ass