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“She was leggy. Legs for days. Too many legs, in fact. She resembled something akin to a millipede. She may have, in fact, not even been human.”
Back in my time body heat was an extra.
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.
I mean, I’ve met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I’m pretty sure I did actually date ‘Rosie’ from ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’… pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
Well, Rosie at least definitely knew how to choose them.
Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
Pocket full of change.
You’re just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers don’t get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
That’s because the average person has 1.999… legs, hence the appreciation for having 2.
They didn’t say she had 2. It’s plural, but she could have 8 legs for all you know.
Quelaag mommy‽
Whatever you do don’t go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
same with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the “think about the kids” argument.
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
Burn it all down.
Fucking Stranglehold.
The song is basically about him murdering his gf.
Then you’e fuckin’ Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, just how in the fuck did that song ever get aired on terrestrial radio?
I mean that’s basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
I mean that’s basically what I’m currently looking for in a woman
*legs optional.
Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
Well you gotta admit a place with bluegrass isn’t paradise… It’s probably Kentucky!
Sheer Energy legs.
To be fair, she did know how to use them
Evolution of hiphop:
1970: “The revolution will not be televised”
1979: “He can’t satisfy you with his little worm, but I can bust you out with my super sperm”
If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.Bat-man!
This is hilarious
