Yes, I just shot you all over the internet, what are you gonna do about it?
Wow. I remember seeing Shrek with my mom in 2001. I also saw Finding Nemo with her in theaters. I love my mom. I haven’t given her any grandchildren though. To her dismay. But she loves me unconditionally. Moms are the best. No one understands love better than them.

That smash mouth singer is dead too
That makes me sad
He was a prick if that helps
Momento mori.
Kid at work doesn’t know what a collect call is.
“Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”
Bob hadababyitsaboy
Transcription
Tweet by “average joe” @jazz_inmypants
there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out… Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming
Something else happened in 2001
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Hey now, you might be an all star, but you gotta get your game on and go play.







