• runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    24 hours ago

    US boarder agents - show me you Facebook

    ME: I deleted it in 2016

    BA: okay show me your insta

    ME: I don’t have insta

    BA: wtf.jpg, okay Twitter?

    ME: nope.

    BA: visibly frustrated … Reddit then?

    ME: deleted that account when they fucked over 3rd party apps.

    BA: writing refused to comply, rejected.

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      23 hours ago

      Same, but if they’re trained to look for the Voyager icon I could be in “trouble”

      But for now, this is the last place I can say it:

      I hope Trump is hanged for treason and violently shits himself to death out of fear and panic in the seconds before the noose snaps. And then a buncha hand-scrawled notes confessing his pedophelia, sexual assaults, rapes, and love for AOC’s feet fall from his pockets