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johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前

Cops hassling Santa for not having papers to be in the US

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Cops hassling Santa for not having papers to be in the US

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johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 天前
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    He always seemed to be a shady character, I mean who leaves gifts for kids for free. How does that make any economic sense? /S

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      Must be a commie, he’s even dressed in red!

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    • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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      Who brought the butter?

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        Popcorn anyone?

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    Is the political situation in the USA a shitpost to you OP? You’re finding it comedic?

    edit: my question is rhetorical since this is the Lemmy shitposts community (on .world no less) and this is the last place people should be posting it. Maybe it’s time I start posting rural Northern Ontario corn farming politics here as well

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      I mean, I live here in the USA. Laughter is the only response I have left. I’m too tired to be scared, and there’s no point in getting angry since there’s nothing I can do about it that wouldn’t leave me hurt worse.

      So the only answer left is to laugh about it.

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      If you don’t laugh, you will cry. Gallows humor

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      Yeah, I’m all about gallows humor, but there is nothing funny about what ICE is doing here.

      I guess I do have a line.

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      if I stop laughing you should be worried, because it means I have finally had a psychotic break.

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    I was checking if you were one of the accounts that gets made and spams 10 news/political posts in it’s first day of existence (I block those).

    You aren’t, but for fucks sake you commented on one of the anti-news shitposts last week. You know that plenty of people don’t want this sort of shit in the shitposting comm.

    • johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I honestly didn’t think about that, I just saw this when I was driving around and thought it was funny. Thought this was a good community for it. Since it wasn’t actually serious.

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    Santa gonna have a HUGE tarrif bill.

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    All those folks for one dude and not one said “hey, this is ridiculous, immoral and simply evil”? This is why America cannot succeed as a culture: there are too many villains and not enough people with functioning hearts and brains.

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      The people they hire would NEVER feel that way. They filter out any trace of empathy in the interview process.

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    I knew this would happen

  • ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Where is Santa a citizen, there’s gotta be some country where he’s been given citizenship even if only as a stunt does st nick’s birthplace of turkey help him there.

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      wtf, st nick comes from Spain, or at least he lives there

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        The earliest version of Santa Claus “sinterklass” is from Spain yes but St Nicholas the figure was born and spent much of his life in modern day turkey part of rome at the time.

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      Yes, he’s officially a Canadian citizen

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        No he’s not.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(politician)

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