gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agoDo any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"message-squaremessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down11
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareDo any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 day agoIf there’s such a war, Christmas is winning. It’s conquered Thanksgiving and is marching on Halloween.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoWe really need to improve Thanksgiving, for this exact reason. More songs. Better story. Free stuff for kids. Just something to keep Christmas in check.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoNow I’m picturing Drugs and Christmas duking it out over the charred remains of Labor Day.
minus-squareFluffy Kitty Cat@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoThings have never been the same since the Klaus regime crossed the armistice line established in the Black Friday accords
If there’s such a war, Christmas is winning. It’s conquered Thanksgiving and is marching on Halloween.
We really need to improve Thanksgiving, for this exact reason. More songs. Better story. Free stuff for kids. Just something to keep Christmas in check.
Kind of like the war on drugs?
I helped win that.
Now I’m picturing Drugs and Christmas duking it out over the charred remains of Labor Day.
Things have never been the same since the Klaus regime crossed the armistice line established in the Black Friday accords