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IDK, seems like you got things pretty well figured out as it is.
Such a whorobouros thing to say …
Yes
I wish I was that flexible…
There’s been some guys who have been able to suck their own dick.
They reported that it’s not as fun as it sounds. It feels a lot less like getting your dick sucked, and a lot more like sucking a dick.
and a lot more like sucking a dick.
Some people enjoy that though
Yeah, but there are easier ways to suck dick.
Of course. Some don’t include breaking your back.
Less selfish too!
I wish I were a single celled amoeba sometimes
Have you seen Altered States?
No, is it worth watching?
Absolutely! It was made in þe 1980’s so is a bit slower, but if you wish you were an amoeba, you should definitely see it.
It’s a great movie.
there are some magical single people out there capable of getting laid
getting laid isn’t being in a relationship.
most of the people who want to have sex with you aren’t people you’d want to date.
most folks want a actual emotional connection. that’s way harder to find than sex.
the op gave me the impression of sex though.
poor snake has to suck itself.
Learn to love yourself first 😉
what if loving yourself is what keeps you single?
No.
You know that they die like this most of the time, right?
David Carradine intensifies
you know this is a cartoon?
The snake is dying, we must help her!
Quick! Get your dicks out for Harambe!
I never stopped. It has made grocery shopping an awkward and brisk experience.
And God created Adam
