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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources

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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources

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A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
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    Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.

    I need to know what the pizza cutter was for

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      The fact that Anderson said it was a weapon is even more hilarious, like he’s some dollar store ninja ready to kill people with a pizza cutter, lmfao.

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      Gotta have a celebratory pizza after the heist.

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      No. You dont want to know. The evils that men do with pizza cutters.

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        the horrors must be mostly imaginary because my pizza cutter can barely cut pizza, what is the bluntness the point.

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          The horrors are beyond imaginary.

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      It’s probably just because he’s Italian

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        The person worked at a pizza shop so multiple possible explanations

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        I’m sure by “pizza cutter” they mean a mezzaluna, so yes

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          That’s basically what Pizza Hut uses rather than the wheel blades. Just a massive rocker knife.

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          I’ve never thought of using those for cutting pie, but I can see that it ought to work fairly well.

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      After breakout snack

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      It’s how you cut through the prison bars, obviously.

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        I was kind of imagining him trying to cut the link between handcuffs with it. Definitely the right tool for the job!

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