I’ll just say this: he kicked a gate thinking nobody was home and ended up getting scolded and fined

  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    23 hours ago

    About 20 years ago I was working in the produce department of a supermarket, we were selling durians,we had one that had gone rotten and was sitting on the waste trollie, this dumb fuck I worked with looked at it and said " I’m gonna throw a knife at it", I tried to stop him, i warned him its not gonna go the way he thinks, he throws the knife, perfectly stabbing the durian and the second the knife pierced the outer skin, this long thick stream of white foam launched out of it and landed directly in his dumb laughing mouth, he stopped dead still, went green as fuck, legged it to the bathroom and spent the next hour throwing up, I ended up sending him, but not till after I asked, “So, you gonna listen to me from now on?” he mumbled a sheepish yes between throwing up.

    He always listened to me from that point on.