Kid Rock makes music for…
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guys who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at one time
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men who know the routes to their favorite bars which don’t go within 1500 ft of playgrounds and elementary schools
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people who have the numbers of at least 2 P.O.s and bail bondsman in their cell
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guys who think the stripper is actually into them
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Isn’t it the agent’s job to tell this asshole his career is over?
And put themselves out of a job?
Only Dog knows why.
Everytime I get excited about not going to a Kid Rock concert it gets canceled before I even have a chance to not go.
You win today’s First World Problem contest for sure 😄
It’s just so weird that there’s people that like him and his music. It’s really hard to imagine but they genuinely exist. And you wonder how that’s even possible and you want to meet one to study them, try get an understanding, just general curiosity. Is it a mental thing? A social one? Trauma? What’s happening in their brain where they hear the music and think, “This is really good. It is a favourite thing. In no way is this person a walking meme. They are very cool. I will pay money for this.”
He’s had about 3 good songs and they were all on one album from 1999, so I imagine his concerts got visits from folks wearing nostalgia goggles, same as Vanilla Ice or Marcy Playground.
Now that he’s in the news more for being MAGA, folks who were all “oh boy bawitdaba!” when thinking about him are getting that overwritten with “wasn’t he the dude doing shirtless workouts with the brain damaged antivax dude?”, and thus, ticket sales fall apart.
I recall Bawitdaba, which was part of Big Shiny Tunes 4 and got played absolutely everywhere just as I was starting out in highschool.
That is literally the only song I know from him.
Oh, also he had a cameo appearance on the Simpsons.
All of his “ok music” was when he was almost outlaw country but outlaw rock.
Then we all discovered who he actually was
Yep, cowboy was probably his best and I can’t even listen to it anymore because of how much a magat he is now.
What a rebel, he “can smell a pig a mile away”… so that he can find them, arm them with the military’s hand-me-downs and remove all their accountability?
HEY! You keep Marcy Playground out of this!
Oh dang I’ve angered the entire Marcy Playground fandom.
All 12 of us are here.
Okay. That’s a perfect reply.
And me lol. Marcy playground is grossly underrated. Their first two albums are really good.
Spot on!
Dude is a fuckin loser.
this is so much fun to watch.
Let it happen in silence. Like donating time / money / or anything else to help those in need. Don’t need to call out you’re being a good person, just be a good person. Do the right thing and let him pass silently into obscurity.
Sometimes it’s good to spread this kind of negative publicity, especially where positive action is needed for the person in question to succeed.
I agree. But only because I understand that the world in which I grew up is gone. The level of being able to profit off of and market oneself off of being a complete fucking loser and failure is too damn high.
I wish we could just point and laugh at awful people having funny things happen to them without them remaining relevant because of it. The fucking attention economy is awful.
Sort of a strange analogy to me because raising awareness is actually a very important part of charity.
The world has changed, or reverted back to a period where fascists will support each other to insulate the most at risk through their own “charity” to try to mitigate the dying or regression of their movement. You have to learn what their tactics are and respond accordingly, which in today’s case is to ignore them instead of point and laugh. There will soon be a time for that, too.
Okay, I’m not going to refute any of that. Taking your comment at face value still makes the original a strange analogy, because raising awareness is important for charity. You shouldn’t do charity in silence, is my point more than anything.
I’m not sure you’re understanding who is doing the charity - we’re talking about the fascists doing charity for each other in this case. They’re literally fund raising for each other when they are going viral, it’s like anti cancel culture in their minds. So by raising awareness, you’re literally helping them. Raise awareness of fascist tactics, of bad and deadly policy, of prosecutions, demand local leaders take action, but stop posting social media posts and comments and that just bring attention to individual fascists you don’t like, because that’s just helping them. If you need to report them to authorities, just do that.
He can always fall back to his A-game of gas-station boner pill endorsement deals.
Didn’t Trump n MAGA buy any tiks to his crappy show?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Another one?
Can anyone comment on the quality of his music?
I’d rather not listen to it myself to find out. Someone must have accidentally tuned in at some point?
Rap rock, if you like Korn or Limp Bizkit it was a somewhat lamer version of that.
how is Korn even remotely like rap rock??
While he definitely wasn’t the first to use autotune, he was one of the first to use that heavily stylized autotune that later became popular. Can hear it on the aptly named Only God Knows Why.
Kinda says it all.
I only know Bawtidaba. It’s like if You took Limp Bizkits Rollin, removed the interesting guitars and left the stupid lyrics.
Yeah at least they had Wes Borland who’s actually pretty talented
He doesn’t even know his own songs, he has to lip sync them
Everyone is jumping on the bandwagon of calling his music trash. Much like people did with Nickelback. I don’t like him or his music, but it’s not terrible.
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage / Some say that’s statutory, but I say it’s mandatory.”
Not terrible? Lol
Ok, that’s terrible. Not like I memorized the lyrics to all his music. Just going off what’s I’ve heard over the years.
People hate Nickelback because it’s fun. People hate kid rock because his music sucks. The only good song he has is a duet with Sheryl Crow that is over 20 years old. His only halfway decent song since is 18 years old and is just sweet home Alabama mixed with werewolves of London. The only original song he has that made anyone pay attention to him has gibberish for a chorus. Nickelback sells out arenas and this dude can’t even get enough people to go to a concert to actually have one. There is no comparison.
I’d argue Kid Rock has two good albums " Only God Knows Why" and “Cocky”.
But yeah, his music sucks now and he’s a twat.
Also I saw a shirt at the last concert I was at that said " Nickleback, fan or liar? " and thought that was hilarious.
Cowboy.
Nickelback is Beethoven compared to that loser.
I don’t like Nickelback.
The only song of his I know I’ve heard was his debut song from almost 30 years ago. Was it actually titled Kid Rock or am I misremembering b/c that’s also the only part of the song I can still hear in my head?
You probably also heard the Warren Zevon song he stole and changed with tacky lyrics.
Kid Crock of shit
