He did survive and is added to the very short list of people eaten by a whale.
Let’s call it the Jonah Club.
Join Jonah Club: We have a Whale of a Time
If it were me that whale would taste shit. Because I’d shit myself.
Whale, shit.
-Goofy voice
Keep in mind every whale ever would spit a human out. They have a precise diet and humans I’d imagine taste like shit to a whale.
This suggests that the whale knew exactly what it was doing, and surely had a nice laugh about it.
Mama says humans ain’t no good to eat, but I gotta find out for myself!
If you don’t watch your song, I’ll wash your mouth out with human!
Hahahahahaha
I mean I would
Well now I have a whole new fear.
Meh, you’d be alright. I heard of a guy who spent three full days and nights inside one. True story.
damn ancient vore fetish authors
Oh, I see what you’re referencing. This was a different guy. Ended up losing his job at the aquarium but still swears it was worth it and the best sex he’s ever had.
Crazy story that nobody would believe if not for the video
cuil–I didn’t want to get in a large body of water ever again anyways
Whale oil beef hooked.
(Say it slowly and it sounds like you’re talking with an Irish accent)
I would die of dehydration after that, that’s how hard I would avoid water.
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