When you’re too high to even realize that the words are in that order, so you just say “Hi, I’m doing pretty good! How about you?”

The joke ends and begins with the flier. I don’t even own a trenchcoat lol

I’m not worried. Nothing on Lemmy ever reaches the Google results page

Gp I changed it

Sometimes you might not even have a choice, because Reddit’s automated system will think you evaded a subreddit ban even though you didn’t

Obviously everyone farts. I just don’t want it to be acknowledged, in general

No I genuinely had no idea what a toynbee was

This looks like really fascinating stuff though, thanks for choosing to assume that it was an earnest question. I’m autistic and get misunderstood easily

Don’t you want me like I want you baby

Appy tappy tap, appy tappy tap

Uh, uhuh uhuh

Must be a regional dialect, where I live it’s used constantly whenever people pay for things that way, like “tap to pay”

Yeah, that. I just didn’t know what they were called

I mean, a fart literally is what it is and sounds like what it sounds like precisely because of the anus having the shape that it has. Can’t really unsee that

Yeah, sucks too because I had some genuinely good times while high over the ~2 year period that I’d done edibles (harmlessly laughed my ass off, felt like I was floating), before the psychosis even happened. But if it happened one time it can always happen again, and again is too many times to risk it. Been to places I’d rather not be back in xD

r/fuckyouinparticular

Idk what your username has to do with Jupiter. Astrology thing?

If that happens, then that just means you’re that bad at making something taste good. You can’t make something taste better than roadkill squirrel?

Family Guy did everything, that means nothing to me. Didn’t even know about it

Plops are the worst, I wish I didn’t have to hear those. Makes me vividly imagine their poop being squeezed out of their anus

Why would I do that when I am not a dog

I don’t even eat baby food

I can think of nearly nothing that doesn’t smell so close to how it tastes that it makes no difference

Soap, cheese, coffee, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, garlic, chestnuts, hibiscus, cinnamon, dragonfruit, coconut