Goku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoPlease advisesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1787arrow-down19
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minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·5 days agoGotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 days agoNew slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoWhen I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
minus-squareSouthEndSunset@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·5 days agoFound next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoThat’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
minus-squareSouthEndSunset@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoWooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoI’m gonna start using those at events
minus-squareDeepus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Send me your knife?
Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.
New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?
When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.
Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.
Good thing you kept it!
That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils
Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.
I’m gonna start using those at events
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Oh I didn’t think of that