• mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!

    Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord

    Obese woman: bring me 6’s head on a pike, but do it… Slowly.

    Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.