Are you sure this is not The Onion?
David Attenborough: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.
Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?
You’re fine he’s just looking for Henrietta
I think invasion is too strong a term. Maybe, a special operation of antelopes?
Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.
In a two front war. Rest in piss.
Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.
Yeah too loose and they’ll slip right in
So you best lube up and brace yourself.
1 meter strong 💪📏
Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?
Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.
Yes officer, this person right here
Mmm… long pork…
Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I’m on a ton of watchlists 😐
You always were.
You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.
Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.
Ew does it have all the photos too? Because im not going to double check.
Speed goat
Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.
EXCUSE-ME?!?!!
You’re a bunny, you’re not even exotic meat.
Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.
Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her “exotic pet”
yes, even seagulls, apparently https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-seagull/
Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.
He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.
Adding this to the time travel list.
Why did he run? That’s like the epitome of fluffy awwww
Can you imagine? Cynical machoman invader can’t be seen as Snow White :D
One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.
And he’ll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.
Everything is going according to plan!
Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.
My contributions to saiga conservation years ago have paid off.
The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.
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A lot of antelopes about to be mysteriously pushed out windows.
Guy can’t handle a dozen people handy with steak knives.
This is needed here:
