My self esteam decreased drastically after realising

Fuck it. I wanna suck a dick before everything goes tit’s up.

Like a clean and kinda cute one though. Non dick type of dick ya kmow

As a devout Last Thursdayist I invite you all to share in the weirdness this year, as Halloween falls on a Thursday. Join me in celebrating the existential horror of not knowing if the universe was created mere hours ago with the appearance of age while handing out free candy and watching scary movies.

Huh? When are you guys celebrating Halloween? The only Friday 13ths in 2024 are in September and December.

Also I thought the calendar cycles every 400 years. So if Fri 13th Oct 2024 exists, which it doesn’t, then Fri 13th Oct 1624 and 2424 also, er, don’t exist.

♫ In the year 2424, if trolls are still alive… ♫

I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly

Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?

This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.

This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.