Not another one knight stand!
Fall deeply, and completely in love
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.
Reupload to catbox.moe:
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
lighting bolt lighting bolt lighting bolt
GET IN LOSER. WE’RE GOING DUNGEON DIVING
WE CAN’T STOP HERE THIS IS DRAGON COUNTRY
You. I like you.
A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Yep, she’s a keeper.
“I’m glad you brought protection”
Wife
what i’m told
Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)
Wouldn’t it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?
Here, here!
Jetpacking!
I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud
Yes
The bachelor in distress then
I’m a 5’6 beardless man, we could make this a leaning Tower of Pisa
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on itEdit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that’s not ring mail.
“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Demand… another shrubbery!
I’m le here, ze second totally diffe-rent shrubbery, unassociated with that other one, zhat is why I have a poor accent!
Ni!
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