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minus-squareOrteilGenou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up120·2 months agoI personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that’s just me
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minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·2 months agoI know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoAnd now I can’t unsee it. Well done.
minus-squaretroglodyke@lemmy.federate.cclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoIs the 4th the cowgirl position?
minus-squareTomMasz@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoBut think of all the time and energy you’ll save having only one facial expression.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoHey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThat’s not a thing I’m into, but now I’m curious
minus-squaremarlowe221@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoI’m perfectly fine with looking my age. I have earned every day of my age, dammit!
minus-squarePolydoreSmith@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoAny time an older person says “getting old sucks!” I respond with “it’s better than the alternative!” Never fails to get a laugh
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoyep. I’m not aged, but my body shows the miles, and I have zero concern about the people who judge looks. I clean up nicely a few times a year.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agono one linked the actual source? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o
minus-squareMilitantAtheist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoMadonna vs Pamela Anderson, the comparison is insane.
minus-squareRBWells@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoPamela Anderson has had plenty of work done, just better work.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWhat about looking like a 50 year old lizard?
I personally would rather not be 45 and look like a 28 year old lizard, but that’s just me
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I know this is meant to be loss but also it’s vaguely the shape of a few sex toys I’ve seen
And now I can’t unsee it. Well done.
Lovense Edge 2!
Is the 4th the cowgirl position?
But think of all the time and energy you’ll save having only one facial expression.
Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.
Well I am now
That’s not a thing I’m into, but now I’m curious
I’m perfectly fine with looking my age. I have earned every day of my age, dammit!
Any time an older person says “getting old sucks!” I respond with “it’s better than the alternative!”
Never fails to get a laugh
yep. I’m not aged, but my body shows the miles, and I have zero concern about the people who judge looks. I clean up nicely a few times a year.
no one linked the actual source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o
Madonna vs Pamela Anderson, the comparison is insane.
Pamela Anderson has had plenty of work done, just better work.
Some of it is better.
What about looking like a 50 year old lizard?