WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer.
Wow, the Babylon Bee putting out a bit that wasn’t painfully unfunny? Mindblowing.
Always surprising when their joke isn’t just rehashed trans people hatred.
This should be marked in our calendars.