WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer.
I thought this was fucking real, what the fuck.
Lemmy Protip: always check which community you’re in before getting upset.
It’s pretty bad when what would have been over the top obvious satire a few years ago makes us all question if it’s real.
Take me back to laughing at The Day Today