WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal where Putin gets Ukraine on the weekdays while Zelenskyy gets Ukraine on the weekends and for two weeks during the summer.
I hear Trump didn’t like it when Putin tried to date-rape him. Not that it offended him all that much, but Trump was quoted as saying “I do all the raping around here.”