What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local birthing center’s new parent training, and I’ve been involved in numerous home diaper changes, and I have over 300 confirmed formula bottles. I am trained in gorilla binkies and I’m the top “got your nose” player in the entire US playground system. You are nothing to me but just another babysitter. I will put your baby the fuck to naptime with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nannies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your diaper genie. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can change your diaper in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one-armed baby wipe retrieval, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the American Association of Pediatrics and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the miserable shit off your baby’s butthole, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No, men are not ok.
NGL as a dad myself, I would be far more likely to make fun of this guy and his tacticool diaper bag than any dad carrying around the girliest bag their wife obviously picked out. It’s way cooler to not give a shit what other people think of your child raising accessories.
Also, it looks like he is wearing his child as a tiny human shield. Squishy plate carrier.
Shocked we didn’t see Elon wearing one of these with his
human shieldchild
the kid doesn’t even get their own holster? WTF is the kid supposed to do with it’s gun?
It’s good advertising is what it is.
They know there are millions of underdeveloped, insecure men out there that need to feel like they aren’t the little bitches they actually are.
Here’s the sad thing dawg. I love the tacticool aesthetic. I love the feel of the material and I love patches. But the entire industry is propped up and advertised for these “I am a manly man man who man’s harder than women and other men” and that’s so sad. It’s an aesthetic ruined by the culture it belongs to.
Good idea let’s push men out of the parental roles we said they had to take up while simultaneously still expecting them to pull the trad bread winner roles.
Call of doody
Laugh it up, funny boy. I know that even my six month old gets called up and sent to Afghanistan I’ll be ready and you won’t.
I got one, in 2019 when I had my first kid because I’m a gamer and thought it was cool…Covid hit and never used it lol.
So much marketing is directed towards men set on convincing others they’re not gay
Which in itself is kinda gay lol
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Wow a recent Seinfeld reference - nice!
That reference is old enough that Seinfeld himself wouldn’t date it.
I’m so confused, what is even satire anymore?
Well Idiocracy definitely isn’t satire anymore.
Yo, guys. Is it gay to take care of your kids?
Better butch this up.
If this motivates them into being good dads then great
Pretty much.
The tactical dads I know are a bit cringy with their military swag, but they’re around for their kids.
Yeah, around enough to indoctrinate them too I’m sure.
My daughters diaper bag was vintage Gucci , get with it tacticool dad
I’m not a regular dad. I’m a cool dad
For the most fragile of egos.
