bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoI'm 50% girl, 50% pizza rolls at this point ha ha!lemmy.mlimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down16
arrow-up1131arrow-down1imageI'm 50% girl, 50% pizza rolls at this point ha ha!lemmy.mlbubblybubbles@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squarebubblybubbles@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoHA! Amateurs! You merely adopted the hot pizza rolls. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste cooled rolls until I was already a women, by then it was nothing to me but frozen!
minus-squareNikls94@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoMy inability to wait for them to cool down has led to many blisters on the roof of my mouth. You might think that by now I’ve known better. But you’re wrong.
HA! Amateurs! You merely adopted the hot pizza rolls. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste cooled rolls until I was already a women, by then it was nothing to me but frozen!
My inability to wait for them to cool down has led to many blisters on the roof of my mouth.
You might think that by now I’ve known better. But you’re wrong.