Um…my job?
Grab all the canned stuff I made at home, and either just ask my mother to buy all them for 40 (a family member can pay me, right?) or convince the family friend who loves the candied jalapeños to buy them.
Go to work for an hour
Take my bottles to the depot
Ask a buddy to spot me 40
Sell a couple things
… check my bank account?
$40 isn’t that much money…
40 dollars? That’s all? I’m salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I’m logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Can’t I just take $40 out of my wallet?
Just pick up a shift at work.
am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.
Donating plasma only takes about an hour
Start suckin and fuckin 🫡
Go to a cash dispenser
Can you grab some for me, too, while you’re there?
I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.
This is the winner in my book
I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.
Damn that sucks, all y’all unemployed?
I open my laptop and answer about six emails.
You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?
damn that’s like a full day for me.
Y’all are answering emails?!
Bruh I answer faxes and letters, and I actually prefer that.
That usually a month for me. I don’t respond unless it’s something important.
Practise harder!
Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.
So $13.33/h?
That’s less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it
Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won’t have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.
make $40
Doesn’t say you have to acquire it personally.
what about “make” as in “create”
everyone’s family explodes in this thread
Break out the crayons.
