Yeah I get it, it’s just I’ve known plenty of girls who really wish they didn’t sleep with a guy when they were drunk, and guys as well.

This just isn’t how alcohol works, or is a gross over simplification, it inhibits and impairs you, but that doesn’t mean in your waking sober hours you just wanted to jump anything that has a pulse, there’s been times I was into a girl when drunk but when I was sober I was really glad that I didn’t because she repulsed me and had an ugly personality

I still think it’s not necessarily true

The punchline is always porn.