• SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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    3 hours ago

    When an old man challenges you by saying “I have more sperm than you do” you should leave the room as quickly as possible.

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    6 hours ago

    Just keep this guy away from teens…

    Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he’ll get confused and… who knows.

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago

    RFK JR: “I’ve swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy”

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    8 hours ago

    Oh I’m sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn’t matter to them right?

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      4 hours ago

      It does matter to them - but only to their Narcissistic superiority.

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    The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.

    Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones’s gay frogs rant.

    Here’s a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they’re rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there’s also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.

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    13 hours ago

    They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids. Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.

  • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Doesn’t matter how this administration spins it, we aren’t going to condone them fucking teenage girls.

    • bier@feddit.nl
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      6 hours ago

      Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).