Everyone younger than me are little shits who don’t know nothing and everyone older than me are old farts with outdated knowledge. Fuck’em.
Today I found out I’m a
Roided up gay daddies money having nerd who slept with your wife and mother at the same time.
Is that monster drink “nerd” flavor?
I think it’s actually “gay nerd” flavored.
The nerd flavour is the white one
Looks to be trans flavour to me
Mainlining industrial-strength copium
On that Bernie 2028 type shit
The Lemmy special of making everything about American politics
That’s why I come here, for good, solid life advice like this.
Nerd!
So I am a roided out gay nerd spending daddy’s money. Cool.
Check out humble bags over here.
Shut the fuck up Kyle.
What if they’re more successful, more likeable, and happier? please, I need copium
More successful : Tryhards
More likeable : desperate for friends
Happier :
Everyone needs to watch BoJack. Everyone needs that trauma in their life.
Ass kissers, attention seekers, sheeple
Probably has some terminal disease. Or bad breath
Anything than to have to fix my life.
I don’t shower as I don’t want the females to think I am gay. I don’t read, study, or try so I am not a nerd. I work a deadend job to prove I am “self made”. I avoid the “roids”, the gym, and exercising, which saves me so much time.
Saves me more time to spend in my mom’s basement eating Cheetos on Call of Duty verbally challenging your heterosexuality.
I don’t know if this is the case still, in the Xbox360 days definitely.
This is more of a Fortnite and Roblox timeline. And I mean the adults.
