Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!
Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.
Spirit animal.
Dinosaurs aren’t real.
Found the conspiracy theorist…
They used to be real. But they aren’t real now.
But cassowaries!
Birds still exist. They are the direct descendants of a clade of theropods, and are therefore dinosaurs.