• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I’m offended sir. Gooners don’t finish. I am a finisher.

    my work laptop looks like a Jackson Pollock. I don’t envy the IT guy who gets this device when I’m done defiling it.

    I once saw my camera light come on mid stroke and maintained eye contact with it until the light went off.

    If I am Gooner, sir, you are a cuck.