• ThisLucidLens@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Greg is a Xiaomi, wife is a Pixel but his son is an iPhone? I think Lauren has been unfaithful and Greg should get a paternity test

    • Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      20 hours ago

      How dare you, Greg would never abandon his child because he was adopted.

      No, he’s going to do it because he harbors deep resentment for what he became, what he could’ve been. Any time someone perceives him feels like a metaphorical slap across his face, not unlike the real physical one he in his wrathful impotence inflicted onto Laura.

      Greg needs therapy, but he’s only getting it later in his 50s because I enjoy imagining pathetic people. It’s very normal do not think into it.