Of course cock sucking is completely valid uwu
Why pardon the turkeys? What the fuck did they even do?
Besides, you donāt pardon your food, you eat them.
The concept of autopen is ridiculous, but so is unpardoning turkeys. Then again - so is pardoning turkeys.
This whole country is ridiculous.
I find it stupid the guy who signs pardons for bitcoin billionaires he never heard of is accusing somebody of autopenning pardons. OVER TURKEY PARDONS.
How is this a news cycle?
Heās such an asshole.
How fucking petty is this turd?!
What an idiot. Next thing heāll be calling entire years invalid or some idiotic crap.
Everything said by this admin is always a declaration of guilt. So, in this context, the 1984-translated version is: āpeople use my Autopen all the time without my knowledge.ā Which also explains how when he attended that wrestling event back in the spring, he was also somehow signing and authorizing (whatever terrible thing it was at the time, itās hard to keep track of) at the White House that Stephen Miller I think angrily announced while touching dolls.

Opening the door to cancelling pardons.
Are you SURE you want to do this, Donald?
If Biden didnāt say āNo take backsā, then pardons can definitely be canceled. Thatās what SCOTUS told me.
Turkey pardons, where every year the President saves two turkeys from being killed and eaten. These do not open the door to anything.
Whoās to say trump doesnāt declair Biden as his family a bunch of jive busta turkeys?
You canāt keep thinking in the old ways where things need to be legal or make sense for the GOP to blindly follow.
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Jfc can he just shut the fuck up. One day, I just want one day
You had a whole weekend some moths ago. People though he had died.
That was a good weekend
The BEST weekend, some would say.
Best SO FAR. The best weekend is yet to pass. Could be any day now.
All the best people are saying it.

Someone needs to Photoshop that turkey about a foot back
I can gimp it in a bit
Thatās what Trump said
What is his obsession with āauto penā?
What the fuck is an autopen?
A device presidents have used in the past (and present) to help with signing their name.
Projection.
Trying to cast doubt on anything Biden signed into law.
If heās successful the democrats better spend just as much time reversing anything Trump has signed too.
If heās successful the democrats better spend just as much time reversing anything Trump has signed too.
Narrator voice āThey wonāt.ā
Ha!
Just need to declare sharpies as an invalid signing instrument and that wipes everything Trump ever did.
That seems like it should be their platform. Retcon back to 2016, and repeal citizens United
Thatās still only a start.
And by extension, setting precedent on repealing laws based on procedural nitpicks rather than substance, meaning a LOT more laws might be up for debate.
They should be doing that anyways.
He takes great pride in his own stupid signature and is offended that others donāt give a shit as he does? Also, shit spamming the news.
His signature that looks like a death-metal band logo?
Thatās the nicest thing Iāve ever heard about his signature, and those logos deserve better.
Artistically, itās pretty bold. Itās got rhythm, itās dynamic, itās insistent in its method. Itās just that its legibility is worse than that of a Russian doctorās cursive writing, which for me is a visual companion to James āBloodā Ulmerās āTimelessā. This is however fine for a death metal band logo ā would work even better for grindcore.

You start with the result you want and work backwards:
C. Everything Biden did should be undone.
B. Biden did something frequently
A. Say any use of innocuous thing is invalidated
You see it a lot online, when people say X is true because of Y. But if they admit Y is flawed, that doesnāt change their mind about X. Theyāll just invent a new reason.
I sometimes think heās just scared of the spooky pen moving like a ghost was using itā¦
Trump has pardoned a bunch more turkeys recently than Biden ever did.
I didnāt think there were that many wealthy turkeys.
Biden still enjoying rent-free residency, I see. Cool.
















