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minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoA million puns instantly spring to mind, but I won’t use a single one. They’re all low hanging fruit anyway.
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoMy balls started sagging this year, speaking of low hanging fruit. I like it! My balls don’t stick to my legs when I jog anymore!
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoThere’s a sweet spot between sticking to legs and needing a ball bra to sit on the toilet
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 hours agoSwing low, sweet chariot
minus-squarenomy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoMine have recently started dipping into the water if I sit amd get “too” relaxed, I hate it.
minus-squareCruxifux@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 hours agoThe toilet water? That sounds bad hahaha
A million puns instantly spring to mind, but I won’t use a single one. They’re all low hanging fruit anyway.
My balls started sagging this year, speaking of low hanging fruit. I like it! My balls don’t stick to my legs when I jog anymore!
There’s a sweet spot between sticking to legs and needing a ball bra to sit on the toilet
Swing low, sweet chariot
Mine have recently started dipping into the water if I sit amd get “too” relaxed, I hate it.
The toilet water? That sounds bad hahaha