This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys and stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.
Are the security also laden with turkey?
This is the trick. Have a series of friends grab turkeys and stuff under their shirt in painfully obvious ways. Then walk to the doors, but don’t cross so no actual crime has been comitted. Tell security you don’t want the turkey and give it to them. Now security is burdened with multiple turkeys and your fastest runner only has one and is going out the door.
In Arizona, simply concealing merchandise is still considered shoplifting:
https://azleg.gov/ars/13/01805.htm
lol
This man knows how to turkey jerky.