potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1793arrow-down148file-text
arrow-up1745arrow-down1external-linkAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前message-square73fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 个月前I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-21 个月前 https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 个月前I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 个月前I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 个月前I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 个月前I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.