There’s this one roblox game where you would farm and buy upgrades for thw farm and there was like 5 different ways to make money
This, the oil tanker and the new trans care nonsense seems pretty obviously timed to distract from the Epstein files BS
It just never stops being relevant does it
Sure isn’t those Epstein Files we deserve.
The Onion Journalists right now:
Okay, unrelated to any of the absurd Trump nonsense, what movie is this from? Is that Mark Rufallo? Whoever he is, that character is my Spirit Animal
This is Pablo Escobar played by Wagner Moura in the show “Narcos”. The first season was great!
Thank you so much, I’ve always wanted to check Narcos out!
Grande wagner
Ooo I wonder if this will lead to be if the few serious articles
This is not at all the worst idea he’s ever had
It actually sounds kinda nice.
Where’s he getting the money for it though?
That. Is the question.
if it wasn’t fascist bread and circus then by itself it isn’t a bad idea.
in the context, it’s a shitty idea, especially when the economy is collapsing, pedo files are illegally held, and ICE is at war with American cities.
fascist bread and circus
My new band name
are they going to be forced to kill each other or something? survivors get to be his sex slaves?
Nah, they would already to old probably. Remember he likes them on the young side.
See the mistake you made was assuming the ages wouldn’t be toddlers.
Can he just die already?
President Vance might somehow be worse.
Vance may be worse, but I don’t think he would have whatever voodoo control it is that trump has on the deplorables.
Yeah, the man has negative charisma. But like any other cult that survived long enough, that’s actually how it usually goes. Original guy is batshit crazy and has control over minds of his cultists, and when he dies the new guy is ruthless, efficient, and keeps in relative obscurity, and if he’s successful, the cult lives on. The second guy usually makes a cult into evil machine of hate, abuse, grift, and expansion.
It happened with mormonism, it happened with scientology. If it will happen with maga it will be the catastrophic end of the US.
More than willing to find out.
Might as well, yeah.
With 50% men and 50% women? Isn’t that woke nowadays?
Oh, I see… Young women… Now, it makes sense.
Eh, Highschool age is probably too old for Trumps interest.
Judging by the photos and how handsy he was with Ivanka, he probably likes them much younger.
If I were an Onion article writer, I’d probably have a mental breakdown. Who can come up with anything more Oniony than this??? (Wait until tomorrow for the answer, I guess.)
Onion needs to rebrand and just be factual, real reporting now.
Nothing they can create is more absurd than this bizarre world we’ve found ourselves in.
I read the headline and thought for sure it was the onion at first
These people shouldn’t be allowed within 100 feet of any teenagers.
Or any of the rest of us.
It is real!!??? Actually real??!
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-patriot-games/
Tbh this is probably something Trump, 79, will forget he said in a week or so and no one will take any action.
“There was no indication the Patriot Games would pit competitors against each other in a fight to the death, as of this writing.” Lmaoo
Funny thing is, if they decided policy this way I’d guess it’d be more representative than the House of Representatives for California.
It will be for the poor immigrants to stay in the country. We already know the rich ones need to just pay up.
Oh no, there’s going to be all sorts of government contracts paid out for this. THEN nothing will be done.
Wow, now even Snopes has the “give us your email for access” bullshit?! How disappointing.
I even turned off my adblocker for a bit to read this and there are so many pop ups after closing each one. The enshittification continues.
This is what happens when everyone uses adblock
If the online ad industry was just about serving ads you could say that I guess. Early Internet ads were usually placed pretty intrusively on websites, and very soon went from annoyance to security risk as ads became a disturbingly common vehicle for malware delivery. Today malware via ads is far less common but an ad isn’t just an ad – now ads are powered by, and an agent of, a surveillance network.
If an ad could just be an ad it would actually be safe to roll without an ad blocker; I would infact do so as well unless a site was really egregious with their ad placement, I want to support websites doing good work. The Internet ad industry forced us into blocking their ads. My adblock never turns off, even for sites I’d very much like to support, because ads are just a pile of malicious code. Ad blockers would have stayed niche techy things if the ad industry wasn’t scummy as hell.
So anyways, I feel I got a little rant-y. My point is that the ad industry themselves fed the demand for ad blockers. Ads themselves and website placement didn’t get egregious because of ad blockers, ad blockers became common because ads and ad placement got egregious.
Adblocking is a defense against malicious advertisers and scammers which makes it a security tool.
Blaming adblock is like blaming people for going to the bathroom during commercials.
Resume viewing. Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
yeah like that ball room
Well he didn’t say it per se, as he had an AI version of him announce it officially. Wish I was joking.
Trump is the first virtual president
They’re giving Trump and his family busy work to do while people like Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth do more heinous things. It will be as pathetic as their military parade.
It will happen…it will just be partisan, shitty and tacky when it does.
The Mara lago look definitely looks like the capital people in the hunger games
Worse than in many cases.
Squid game part #2
Lord Fuckwad has decreed “Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I’m willing to make”
Ohwow
Farquaad (from shrek) == fuckwad
How have I missed that til now?
As I understand it, the head of Dreamworks at the time used to work at Disney, but had a falling out with the animation chief there and based the entire Farquaad character, and name, on him. Professional level pettiness.
Eisner I believe.
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