no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoHostile architecture media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down17
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minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·7 hours agoBut not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 hours agoINSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-23 hours agoThree wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoUnless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoMaybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoI see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
Three wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men.
So the bench design still has you beat.
It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
I see the vision now… “give a man a handjob and he’ll still be homeless. Give a man a station to perform handjobs in the park and he might be able to earn a place to sleep if he’s good enough at it”