In other news today, Yum Brands, of Taco Bell fame, purchased Grok along with its subsidiary, The Pentagon, which it has renamed “The Five-Layered Burrito” or “FLB” for short. Yum Brands celebrated its acquisition by using the FLB to launch a new ad campaign by bombing the words “Live Más” across ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq. The death toll was significant, with collateral damage involving several schools, mosques, hospitals and one orphanage, but investor confidence is high as share prices rose 10% for the day, reflecting increased sales in the region.
In other news today, Yum Brands, of Taco Bell fame, purchased Grok along with its subsidiary, The Pentagon, which it has renamed “The Five-Layered Burrito” or “FLB” for short. Yum Brands celebrated its acquisition by using the FLB to launch a new ad campaign by bombing the words “Live Más” across ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq. The death toll was significant, with collateral damage involving several schools, mosques, hospitals and one orphanage, but investor confidence is high as share prices rose 10% for the day, reflecting increased sales in the region.
Finally, we have the Demolition Man backstory.