• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    In other news today, Yum Brands, of Taco Bell fame, purchased Grok along with its subsidiary, The Pentagon, which it has renamed “The Five-Layered Burrito” or “FLB” for short. Yum Brands celebrated its acquisition by using the FLB to launch a new ad campaign by bombing the words “Live Más” across ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq. The death toll was significant, with collateral damage involving several schools, mosques, hospitals and one orphanage, but investor confidence is high as share prices rose 10% for the day, reflecting increased sales in the region.