• Taldan@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Dear Sharon,

    Reading your email, unfortunately, took me 4 minutes. Should I stay 3 minutes late today, and leave 4 early tomorrow, or would you rather I just leave at 4:59 today?

    Sincerely, Ryan

    P.S. This email took me 5 minutes. 4:55 on Friday works for me though