Saving the country will require doing things that will make Elon headless.
Begged to get on epstiens island and they told him to fuck off lol. What a fucking loser. I don’t mean to diminish the fact that he’s also a pedo who wants to rape kids, but he’s the classic fucking loser no one wants around. Even elon money can’t buy elon friends.
Servers can run headless… can Elon?
Ironically the only real way to save the country is by doing things that make billionaires sad. And nonexistent. One way or another.
I’m of the opinion that being a billionaire should be considered an act of aggression against humanity and punished accordingly
You’re not the only one. It’s part of entire political philosophies. And for good reason.
I will always have a use for them, drink from their skulls!!
I dunno if I’d recommend Musk’s for that particular purpose… Probably so much residual ketamine in that thing
so I get the skull and free drugs? lmao 🤣😂
Oh, don’t get me wrong, if there are drugs in need of being done I have never been one to shy away from doing my part for the cause (and probably that of a few others to boot, if we’re being honest lol 🙃😁)… and, I mean, trust me, I’m the last person to jump to blaming the drugs in any given situation, but… Well, something has certainly had some drastically deleterious effects on the ol’ douche canoe, haven’t they?
I’m just saying, maybe instead of the traditional goblet or what-have-you, perhaps something in the ‘shot glass’ family would be a bit more prudent in this case, eh?
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Maybe that episode where they kill the leader was 🤔
Creepy pedophile pervert wants to make women sad. Might be the first thing he’s ever attempted that he’s good at.
How about we just do things that make Elon Musk sad instead.
No one asked you
This comment gave me a jump scare when I opened my inbox
I’m not sure leaving the toilet seat up will save the nation but It’s worth a try I guess.
Okay, so basically he wants to get rid of women’s rights.
Elon: “Women have suffrage enough”.
Pun intended.
Go back to Africa.
No thanks, we don’t want him.
I’m all about shitting on Elon but…
‘Making women sad’ is probably the field he has the most experience in.
I don’t think he refers after consensual sex in this case
I hope he eats a fucking shotgun
I hope he gets fucked sideways with a rake 😁
Wouldn’t it be magical if we both got what we wanted?
I shutter to think…
Are you a window?
Ironically the only real way to save the country is by doing things that make billionaires sad. And nonexistent. One way or another.
Lie back and think of Elon.
That won’t help the birthrate at all! But it might make women so sad they forget to vote.
Quick ladies! Lay down, anywhere is fine, close your eyes, and think really hard about Elon Musk.
Now, on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being “the cieling fan in the living room could hold my weight long enough” and 10 being “I’ve ascended to the heavenly host via death by orgasam” how do you feel after thinking about Elon Musk?
Remember! This is for science!
Like trying to get into certain parties?
